uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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