Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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