well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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