Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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