You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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