How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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