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(772): View more from Florida

I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid

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(914): View more from New York

When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...

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(330): View more from Ohio

would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL

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(253): View more from Washington

Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?

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(831): View more from California

Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.

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(281): View more from Texas

gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.

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