He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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