at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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