This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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