Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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