I must be too annoying 4 u.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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