Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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