five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
