They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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