Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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