Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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