I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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