update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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