So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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