thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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