Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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