Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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