Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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