Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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