thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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