there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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