BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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