is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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