Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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