i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
