Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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