We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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