i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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