We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.