you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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