all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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