So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
