: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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