Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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