Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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