that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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