i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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