Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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