Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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