walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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