It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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