i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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