Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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