Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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