On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You can't special order awesome
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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