There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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