why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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